Many of you know that we are moving to Washington DC this summer. We're excited. As always though, there is the headache of finding a place to live, schools, making new friends, etc.
This time it's gonna be easier though. We're going to rely on the free market, scarcity and competition. Here's how...
I have to be out there in March. Ginet and our contributions to the gene pool will come when school is out. I'll have about three months to find a place for us to live, where we'll attend church, good places to run, ride, swim, eat and so on.
When I get out there I'll attend church in a couple of different congregations. As I introduce myself in Sunday School, I'll say, "Hi my name is Zach. We're moving out here in late June. I have a wife and four kids. We'll show up every Sunday, whether you want us to or not. We've had variety of experiences helping out in church. We own a truck and know how to help people move. My wife is a great cook and knows how to take meals to new move-ins, new babies, sick people and survivors of the recently deceased. We don't require much care and feeding. SO, if YOU would like US to be in your congregation we'd like YOU to find US a house. We can pay X amount of dollars in rent. We require at least X square feet in the house." I'll go on to give them the other specifics we require about yard size, bathroom fixtures, carpet colors, appliances, HVAC specs, shingle size, lighting and so on and so forth. Once my introduction is done I'll pass out our family resume with our contact information. Finally I'll ask, "Whose house am I having dinner at tonight - because I'd be happy to interview for the position as well." Then I'll sit back and watch the offers roll in.
6 comments:
I guess we're out of the loop! Washington DC? That's so far! But, exciting, too! Macie is going to be heartbroken when Bode leaves!;-) Maybe they can reunite in college!
I do like your house finding apporach...I think it'll work. Any ward would be SO lucky to have you guys in it, so they would greatly benefit from finding you guys a house!
The Yarringtons are back there, have you tried to contact them yet? She had a ton of info for me when we thought that might be where we were going to end up. I love your approach though. You'll have to let us know if it works! Shaina
We are hoping DC is our next assignment also. I was back there twice last year for fun and it was so beautiful. We have about 5 friends there, so if you need any more info let us know. The wards are amazing. Good luck with the move. I hope your approach works for you!
You can use us for a personal reference if you'd like. We'll vouch for your character and Ginet's cooking! :)
You crack me up Zach! Seriously though, you guys are such a wonderful addition to a ward and hope you find a great new one!
That is an awesome plan Zach! Are you looking to live right in DC or are you opting more for Maryland/Virginia. I could give you some ideas for some nice little towns and wards in MD. Let me know, you can send me a message on Facebook if you would like.
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